THE GERMAN DOCTOR

'Now just you lie still mother, don't you worry dear.

For I have called the doctor and he will soon be here.

They say his name is Herman and will I stay to let him in

for Herman is a German and he's coming from Berlin.

Now I know it hurts dear mother, but you should never fear.

Although it's been a while now, he must be getting near.

What's that you say, speak up, I can't hear what you said

I'll have to put my ear a little closer to your head.

Yes now I have it mother, I'll tell them what you said

that by the time he gets here, you'll be f*****g dead'.

© Harry Hunt 2012