An extract from Alan Titmush’s
new book - Whoreticulture For Beginners. Price five pea.
Courgette was powerless to resist. Spud’s eyes burned
into hers like hot chilli peppers His muscular tendrils enfolded her body as
she felt herself being swept away in a monsoon of passion fruits.
‘Bloody hell!
You’ve got a minge like Terry Wait’s allotment’ he cried, as he pulled out the
waistband of her bloomers and peered inside.....
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