OBSERVATIONS ON PMQT FROM A UKIP PERSPECTIVE

After watching the donkeys today at PMQT how can anybody NOT vote UKIP. 'Order! Order!' brayed the short ass,who they called Mr Speaker, as the donkeys sneered, smirked and hurled insults at each other across the stalls or nodded wisely almost as if they were sensible humans. 'Hee haw!' Hee haw they brayed back in alarm. 'Who will save us from the dreaded UKIP, who want to take away our troughs? Who will look after us if we can't be put out to grass when we retire in the rich and fertile pastures around Brussels?' 'Order! Order!' brayed the short ass, Mr Speaker. 'Just eat as much as you can now while you still can but don't keep speaking with your mouths full.' And so it went on because this is the way donkeys debate and we should all be so proud to have rulers like this who make the UK such a great place to be. (But only for donkeys)