Right off bacon and eggs.Nightmare last night. Had this little fella, no bigger than a pigmy's thumb in the custardy sweet, (Yeah I know,spelling, but it was a dream) who'd been on remand for years,  charged with stealing a packet of smoked bacon and accessory to murder the pig. While CPS lawyers agonised on the possibility of this being a loser several more pigs had mysteriously disappeared which they said proved it couldn't be him because he was in custody.  After two trials he was found not guilty and the judge remanded him into my care so I could give him a bath. I put him into some hot water and he went solid like a boiled egg. I couldn't resuscitate him because his breath smelt so bad and took him to the sergeant who said he'd put him in a sandwich and report he'd escaped and anyway he'd got his just desserts. Some people are such callous bastards.